Female 29 Savannah, Georgia
Mom, Atheist, Vegetarian, Gypsy
Kind of an asshole but a good time despite myself.
I'm just trying to be hopelessly me.
My hetero life-mate's blog, give her a follow.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Kiddo got a new pet tonight. I introduce Jeff, the dead seahorse.
Omg i want these
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Its amazing how little actual driving occurs on my daily commute.
Boyfriend and kiddo cheffing like whoa.
People are bringing out the worst in me.
Not cool, humanity.
Boyfriend music
100% Bitch
do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
Batman can be kind of a Dick……
There is nothing quite as relieving as finally starting your period.
I was maybe three weeks late. It WA getting terrifying.
She is so perfect.
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